12 pictures that describe why attending a Nigerian concert is always a bad idea

When tickets don’t guarantee you entry.

 

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Concerts start late and end early.

 

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Nigerian time, Nigerian problems.

Every time you see the price for tables at concerts.

 

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Then you decide to get regular tickets but you can barely see what’s going on on stage.

 

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Or you eventually struggle to pay for a table and they serve you groundnut as refreshments.

 

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What you feel like doing to promoters and show organisers when promised artiste performances don’t show up.

 

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When you expected a live show but all you got was the artiste coming on stage to shout  “Oya Now, let’s go.” 

 

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You and who is going where?

 

When you live in Borno and all the good concerts are in Lagos.

 

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When the artiste decides to start World War 3 by throwing money into the audience.

 

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When the performing artiste throws his gold chain into the audience and you catch it.

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Then you wear it in public one day and someone tells you it’s a fake.

 

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When the friends you bragged to about paying for tickets tell you they just waited till security was loose to enter for free.

 

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