Peter vs. Paul vs. Jude: See how the Okoye brothers stack up individually

P-Square is at the brink of another major conflict, the kind they had a couple of years ago. Nobody is especially making an argument valid enough for the Okoye brothers to stay together but we have to admit there is a reason the trio have worked perfectly as a single unit over the years.

To prove our point we have broken down the P-Square team into three parts of Jude, Peter and Paul to outline everybody’s function. See our findings below.

JUDE

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He is the Northside-in-charge. capital producer, master manager, two hands in the air baba. Jude is in charge of a couple of P-Square-y things,  like;

Money/management.

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Of course he in charge of the 33% percent rotation formula that is currently sending the group’s members sprawling in opposite directions.

P-Square’s professional cinematographer/director.

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He has directed and co-directed many of P-Square videos for almost their entire career.

Cynthia Morgan’s school father.

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He is currently officially bank rolling Cynthia Morgan’s career.
And erm…, he’s packing heat.

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You know, just incase any P-Square member grows too much wings or decide to not cut him a share.

PAUL

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Believe it ot not, Paul is the smarter of the P-Square duo. He was reportedly responsible for doing assignments for himself and his brother while they were in secondary school. Let us take a look at some of Paul’s functions.
The guy that stands around in the video.

P-Square started off as a dance group with Peter being the better dancer. Paul decided not to put all his eggs in one basket by banking on a dance career so he listened in class instead, just in case the dance thing didn’t work out. So he is not much of a dancer guy.

Basically Peter be like.

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And Paul be like.

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Writer.

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Yes, he is the one responsible for all the horrible but catchy one-liners that have been unleashed upon us all these years.

Dada (Dreadlocks.)

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Paul is the more creative of the P-Square so it is only expected that he expresses himself with some psuedo-intellectual natural hair Rastafarian look.
Singer.

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So.. yeah.. shocker, he also has the better voice.

Cameo guy.

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Let’s face it, everyone wants more dance than music from P-Square so with Paul being the lesser dancer, he has to hug all the camera time he can while Peter looks for space to breathe.

PETER

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Everybody may love P-Square, but every body loves Peter more. He is the statuesque beau of the duo, whose abs are more popular than his actual music. So what does he do?

Group crier.

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We don’t know why exactly, but everything is emotional for Peter. He is the group’s hot head and automatically the groups cry baby. Sorry Mbok.
Professional bad guy.

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Smile now. Who beat you?

Silent partner.
He is a master of inaudible singing and often supplies muted back up vocals for Paul

Model.

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Well, what did you expect? He looks like he is photoshopped for God’s sakes. Way to go to set unrealistic standards for other men Peter.

Dancer.

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Yeah, he is the Yin dancer to Peter’s Yang singer. Together they formed a duo of entertainer brothers and singers that dance and sing.

What we have here from the breakdown is a perfect combination of departments any multinational company will have. Namely; a corporate HQ which is the role that Jude plays, a creative head, which Paul does by churning out hits and a production department that converts the ideas into physical products which Peter does with his energetic dancing.

Now let’s imagine what will happen if we split their components into single units?

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